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OneLiner #1 · Wednesday, 30 September 2026

That day's best lines

Every daily game from Wednesday, 30 September 2026, with the answers the judge scored highest. Scores are out of 300.

OneLiner · 9 players

Explain why you're late to work.

  1. You wouldn’t believe ittttt, go ahead and fire me

    @pro_grammar178

  2. My dog ate my car keys, and then he had the audacity to look at me like it was my fault.

    @this_isme175

  3. My dog ate my car keys, and then my cat hid the spare in the litter box.

    @Hhehhhe155

  4. My GPS insisted on taking the scenic route through a time vortex.

    @instagram_addict154

  5. My GPS insisted that the fastest route to the office was through a worm where i ended up yesterday

    @ninjahatori154

  6. Its because work is boring, oh wait is manager on this app ?

    @venumadhav154

  7. Because sleep is just a poor substitute for caffeine.

    @Chai_addivter137

  8. Haha i think my dog ate my keys

    @Hehe136

  9. Because Venu became a lanja

    @Revanth Nandamuri104

Finish the Sentence · 3 players

The real reason I'm still single is

  1. The real reason I'm still single is Cause god got sleepy while writing my love story

    @venumadhav152

  2. The real reason I'm still single is Is siri from apple is not efficient yet, once it listens to me, marry!

    @pro_grammar139

  3. The real reason I'm still single is Apple and google have conspired against me to stay single

    @jev_checker77

Two-Word Roast · 4 players

Monday mornings.

  1. Sunday Drownings

    @venumadhav173

  2. Thursday Breakdowns

    @venumadhav2132

  3. Morning cigarettes

    @jev_checker115

  4. Friday drinks

    @pro_grammar98

Hot Take Arena · 2 players

Replying "k" is a complete sentence.

  1. Disagree: I think its bullshit, what does K mean ? Kill ? if yes we have to kill K

    @venumadhav89

  2. Agree: It should be removed. It is passive aggressive

    @pro_grammar87

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