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OneLiner #4 · Saturday, 3 October 2026

That day's best lines

Every daily game from Saturday, 3 October 2026, with the answers the judge scored highest. Scores are out of 300.

OneLiner · 1 player

Write the worst possible fortune cookie message.

  1. Someone is looking up to you. They are deeply misguided.

    @Kuntalanja149

Finish the Sentence · 2 players

My last three brain cells are currently

  1. My last three brain cells are currently Watching bigboss

    @sai_kaza165
  2. My last three brain cells are currently Are powerless as all the blood rushed to a different body part.

    @Revaraja130

Two-Word Roast

Airport food.

Nobody played this one. It's still waiting for its first great line.

Hot Take Arena

Breakfast is overrated.

Nobody played this one. It's still waiting for its first great line.

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