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OneLiner #6 · Monday, 5 October 2026

That day's best lines

Every daily game from Monday, 5 October 2026, with the answers the judge scored highest. Scores are out of 300.

OneLiner · 2 players

Pitch a startup that should never exist.

  1. A company that fakes government certificates

    @Kissmiss165
  2. Shaving balls

    @sai_kaza107

Finish the Sentence · 2 players

My landlord's favourite hobby is

  1. My landlord's favourite hobby is Waiting for me to make a sound and then call me to know if im sleeping

    @Kissmiss160
  2. My landlord's favourite hobby is Stalking whether main gate is closed or not

    @sai_kaza149

Two-Word Roast · 1 player

Traffic at 9 a.m.

  1. Bar 10pm

    @Kissmiss68

Hot Take Arena

Working from home is harder than the office.

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