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OneLiner #8 · Wednesday, 7 October 2026

That day's best lines

Every daily game from Wednesday, 7 October 2026, with the answers the judge scored highest. Scores are out of 300.

OneLiner

Tell your landlord why the rent is late.

Nobody played this one. It's still waiting for its first great line.

Finish the Sentence · 2 players

My screen time report called me

  1. My screen time report called me Insane

    @Bob_addict141
  2. My screen time report called me and asked what color the sky is, just to test if I still knew.

    @Kuntalanja133

Two-Word Roast · 2 players

Gym selfies.

  1. pre-wedding photoshoot

    @Bob_addict138
  2. Subscription waste

    @Kuntalanja112

Hot Take Arena · 1 player

Birthdays after 25 are just another day.

  1. Agree: Cause the older you grow the more we realise no one cares

    @Kuntalanja133

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