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OneLiner #22 · Wednesday, 21 October 2026

That day's best lines

Every daily game from Wednesday, 21 October 2026, with the answers the judge scored highest. Scores are out of 300.

OneLiner · 4 players

Your PG's dal needs a Zomato review. One line.

  1. 5 star in diarrhoea, 4 star in stomach issues, 4 star in irritability

    @Kissmiss178

  2. One spoon of dal and 3 liters of water it is

    @Bob_addict151

  3. Dal is in water, not water in dal

    @sai_kaza133

  4. Sirisha ende nee tamasha

    @Chai_addict_lawyer108

Finish the Sentence · 4 players

Bengaluru traffic taught me

  1. Bengaluru traffic taught me Walking is luxury

    @Bob_addict158

  2. Bengaluru traffic taught me To not own a vehicle

    @Nyx151

  3. Bengaluru traffic taught me That life decisions are always questionable like my road choices.

    @Kissmiss141

  4. Bengaluru traffic taught me Why not to come to Bengaluru

    @kunta_lanja115

Two-Word Roast · 5 players

Coaching class ads.

  1. dream exploitation

    @Bob_addict170

  2. unskippable stds

    @Kissmiss144

  3. suicide poster

    @abcd135

  4. rank fail

    @Nyx76

  5. 11111 22222

    @kunta_lanja23

Hot Take Arena · 2 players

Biryani should never have potato.

  1. Agree: What the fuck is potato in biryani. Ewww yuckk

    @Kissmiss124

  2. Agree: Whoever started it had no taste and somehow convinced the rest

    @Bob_addict122

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