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OneLiner #26 · Sunday, 25 October 2026

That day's best lines

Every daily game from Sunday, 25 October 2026, with the answers the judge scored highest. Scores are out of 300.

OneLiner · 2 players

Uncle at the wedding asks "beta, what's your package?" Reply.

  1. Enough for you ppl to keep talking uncle

    @Bob_addict136

  2. 6ft length, 2ft width

    @sai_kaza130

Finish the Sentence · 1 player

My salary got credited and within 10 minutes

  1. My salary got credited and within 10 minutes Bank balance was 10 rupees

    @Bob_addict185

Two-Word Roast · 1 player

PG rules.

  1. north korea

    @Bob_addict49

Hot Take Arena · 1 player

Ghar ka khana beats every restaurant.

  1. Agree: It just satisfies my soul 😭

    @Bob_addict158

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