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OneLiner #32 · Saturday, 31 October 2026

That day's best lines

Every daily game from Saturday, 31 October 2026, with the answers the judge scored highest. Scores are out of 300.

OneLiner

Convince your dad to set the AC to 18.

Nobody played this one. It's still waiting for its first great line.

Finish the Sentence · 1 player

My mom thinks every problem can be fixed with

  1. My mom thinks every problem can be fixed with Keeping my phone aside

    @Bob_addict119

Two-Word Roast · 1 player

UPI server down.

  1. life crisis

    @Bob_addict131

Hot Take Arena

Bargaining is a sport.

Nobody played this one. It's still waiting for its first great line.

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