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OneLiner #37 · Thursday, 5 November 2026

That day's best lines

Every daily game from Thursday, 5 November 2026, with the answers the judge scored highest. Scores are out of 300.

OneLiner

Your manager says "quick call?" at 7 p.m. Reply.

Nobody played this one. It's still waiting for its first great line.

Finish the Sentence

My resume says "team player" but

Nobody played this one. It's still waiting for its first great line.

Two-Word Roast

Delivery app platform fees.

Nobody played this one. It's still waiting for its first great line.

Hot Take Arena

Weddings should be one day long.

Nobody played this one. It's still waiting for its first great line.

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