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OneLiner #39 · Saturday, 7 November 2026

That day's best lines

Every daily game from Saturday, 7 November 2026, with the answers the judge scored highest. Scores are out of 300.

OneLiner · 1 player

Pitch a new Maggi flavour nobody asked for.

  1. Maggi Orange Juice & Toothpaste: The breakfast of champions who have completely given up.

    @kunta_lanja151

Finish the Sentence · 1 player

Cricket on TV is the only time my dad

  1. Cricket on TV is the only time my dad yells at people who physically cannot hear him.

    @kunta_lanja200

Two-Word Roast · 1 player

Railway station Wi-Fi.

  1. Hackers buffet

    @kunta_lanja143

Hot Take Arena

Office chai beats café coffee.

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