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OneLiner #12 · Sunday, 11 October 2026

That day's best lines

Every daily game from Sunday, 11 October 2026, with the answers the judge scored highest. Scores are out of 300.

OneLiner · 2 players

Give a terrible piece of career advice.

  1. The more you climb the ladder the less you need to know on how to turn on your computer

    @jev_checker149
  2. If its hurting its the right thing. If its not then u have to improve. If it still hurts, u are ri8

    @Kissmiss · 😂 1135

Finish the Sentence · 1 player

The wedding buffet line taught me

  1. The wedding buffet line taught me that patience only gets you gravy and impatience gets you veggies also

    @jev_checker164

Two-Word Roast

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Nobody played this one. It's still waiting for its first great line.

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Reading the book first ruins the movie.

Nobody played this one. It's still waiting for its first great line.

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