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OneLiner #13 · Monday, 12 October 2026

That day's best lines

Every daily game from Monday, 12 October 2026, with the answers the judge scored highest. Scores are out of 300.

OneLiner · 4 players

Describe your phone's battery life with drama.

  1. At 20% it gives up like a fragile Victorian orphan, dying the second I open Instagram.

    @jev_checker195

  2. It stages theatrical performance where it acts like 20% is actually 2% to watch me cry

    @Kissmiss · 😂 1180

  3. Its on ventilator

    @sai_kaza · 😂 2 💀 1170

  4. it lasts shorter than my attention span

    @Vahdam27162

Finish the Sentence · 4 players

My bank balance and I have agreed to

  1. My bank balance and I have agreed to See other people. We aren’t just compatible right now

    @Kissmiss176

  2. My bank balance and I have agreed to just laugh at each other

    @Vahdam27161

  3. My bank balance and I have agreed to not disclose number of digits cause my pin is more than balance

    @jev_checker · 😂 1143

  4. My bank balance and I have agreed to Not be on the same page

    @emeraldhippy · 😂 1140

Two-Word Roast · 2 players

Team-building activities.

  1. Corporate trauma

    @jev_checker175

  2. paid acting

    @Kissmiss159

Hot Take Arena · 3 players

Sleeping in on weekends is a waste of the day.

  1. Agree: Agree, instead sleep on weekdays at work and get paid for it as a bonus.

    @jev_checker132

  2. Agree: Yes. Cause we dont get paid for it. Sleep on weekdays in your workplace. Show the world ur hardwork

    @Kissmiss106

  3. Agree: sleeping is just lying down horizontally. weekends are for fun, decisions that you regret later !

    @Vahdam2795

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