OneLiner #14 · Tuesday, 13 October 2026
That day's best lines
Every daily game from Tuesday, 13 October 2026, with the answers the judge scored highest. Scores are out of 300.
OneLiner · 5 players
Write a motivational quote that motivates nobody.
If at first you don't succeed, maybe just lower your standards.
@kaza_dude · 😂 1 💀 1 🔥 1171Be productive! But from next Monday or maybe from next decade!!
@Bob_addict · 💀 2154Don't feel useless that you are not doing enough,feel worthless :)
@parzival151Im not saying im a superhero, but have you seen me and batman together in a room
@Kissmiss143India is my country and all indians are my brothers and sisters
@sai_kaza123
Finish the Sentence · 1 player
Every Monday, my alarm clock
Every Monday, my alarm clock Curses me for waking it up early when i clearly dont
@Kissmiss135
Two-Word Roast · 1 player
Low battery at 1%.
goodbye world
@Kissmiss130
Hot Take Arena · 1 player
Mangoes are the best fruit, no debate.
Agree: If a fruit requires a specific shirt you don't care about ruining, it’s the undisputed king.
@Kissmiss125
Write a better one: play today's games.