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OneLiner #17 · Friday, 16 October 2026

That day's best lines

Every daily game from Friday, 16 October 2026, with the answers the judge scored highest. Scores are out of 300.

OneLiner · 2 players

Tell your manager why the deadline slipped.

  1. I kept it at the edge of the table and accidentally pushed it, thats how it slipped

    @Kissmiss98

  2. I got diagnosed with ligma

    @daksh84

Finish the Sentence · 2 players

I became an adult the day I

  1. I became an adult the day I Realised internet isnt only for studying and wikipedia

    @Kissmiss145

  2. I became an adult the day I Turned 18

    @Bob_addict87

Two-Word Roast · 2 players

Online meetings.

  1. professional naptime

    @Bob_addict150

  2. offline fuckarounds

    @Kissmiss112

Hot Take Arena · 2 players

Airports are more fun than the trip.

  1. Disagree: Airport is just an overpriced place where we waste our time. We pay to get bored

    @Bob_addict190

  2. Agree: If your peak vacation is getting patted down under fluorescent lights, seek immediate therapy

    @Kissmiss137

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