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OneLiner #18 · Saturday, 17 October 2026

That day's best lines

Every daily game from Saturday, 17 October 2026, with the answers the judge scored highest. Scores are out of 300.

OneLiner · 7 players

Describe your city's traffic in one line.

  1. A test of spiritual patience where you age three years trying to cross a single flyover

    @jev_checker230

  2. A moving parking lot where the only thing faster than the cars is your uber driver cancelling

    @Kissmiss · 😂 2 💀 2 🔥 1190

  3. Its a swimming pool, dj house, sleeping place

    @sai_kaza · 😂 2 💀 2 🔥 2175

  4. Where Google maps recommend walking over taking a cab

    @Bob_addict153

  5. I turned up late for today's meeting. Turns out starting a day earlier isn't enough.

    @Ajay45 · 💀 1124

  6. Moody

    @penguin102

  7. Supercalifragilisticexpalidacious

    @nuclearnadal · 😂 186

Finish the Sentence · 6 players

My plants are dying because

  1. My plants are dying because I code all night and expect them to photosynthesise via laptop glow

    @Kissmiss176

  2. My plants are dying because I give them the same attention i give my responsibilities 😌

    @Bob_addict175

  3. My plants are dying because I’m the killer

    @penguin · 😂 1150

  4. My plants are dying because I keep forgetting they exist

    @Ajay45148

  5. My plants are dying because I explain my problems to it everyday

    @sai_kaza · 😂 1146

  6. My plants are dying because They need cola

    @nuclearnadal146

Two-Word Roast · 5 players

Alarm snooze buttons.

  1. tiny lifelines

    @Bob_addict · 😂 1 💀 1150

  2. sanity saviours

    @Kissmiss129

  3. reality check

    @penguin119

  4. worst nightmares

    @Ajay45118

  5. Punch Break

    @sai_kaza113

Hot Take Arena · 5 players

Rain is the best weather.

  1. Disagree: Rain is indeed the best if you like flooded roads, stuck traffic, mosquitoes, flu & depression

    @Ajay45193

  2. Agree: Perfect excuse to stay in, have hot Filter coffee and do absolutely nothing

    @Kissmiss184

  3. Agree: We can eat pakodi, dance, cry

    @sai_kaza161

  4. Disagree: Best weather for professional couch potatoes 🫡

    @Bob_addict146

  5. Disagree: And I’m the president of this country

    @penguin42

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