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OneLiner #19 · Sunday, 18 October 2026

That day's best lines

Every daily game from Sunday, 18 October 2026, with the answers the judge scored highest. Scores are out of 300.

OneLiner · 1 player

Invent a new excuse for not doing homework.

  1. My girlfriend came home for a kiss out session.

    @Kissmiss113

Finish the Sentence · 2 players

The auto meter was running faster than

  1. The auto meter was running faster than My money disappearing

    @Bob_addict147
  2. The auto meter was running faster than My fate meter, eventually one of them will run out

    @Kissmiss147

Two-Word Roast · 2 players

Shared fridges.

  1. food vanishing

    @Bob_addict144
  2. unshared emotions

    @Kissmiss129

Hot Take Arena · 1 player

Leftovers taste better the next day.

  1. Agree: Unless u dont have a refrigerator, sadly i dont

    @Kissmiss76

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