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OneLiner #20 · Monday, 19 October 2026

That day's best lines

Every daily game from Monday, 19 October 2026, with the answers the judge scored highest. Scores are out of 300.

OneLiner · 4 players

Your mom just saw your Swiggy order history. Defend yourself.

  1. I am feeding my inner deamons mom

    @roko154

  2. I am bulking up to lose it

    @sai_kaza139

  3. I sell them for doubled price in peak hours.

    @Kissmiss117

  4. My account was hacked

    @Bob_addict103

Finish the Sentence · 6 players

At every Indian wedding, there's one uncle who

  1. At every Indian wedding, there's one uncle who hits on random aunties

    @Kissmiss164

  2. At every Indian wedding, there's one uncle who Has a political opinion ready for every conversation

    @Bob_addict146

  3. At every Indian wedding, there's one uncle who Does nothing but schools everyone

    @sai_kaza142

  4. At every Indian wedding, there's one uncle who Asks the worst questions

    @vikkiii130

  5. At every Indian wedding, there's one uncle who Drunk dances

    @nuclearnadal125

  6. At every Indian wedding, there's one uncle who Do hadavidi

    @roko115

Two-Word Roast · 3 players

Surge pricing in the rain.

  1. opportunistic bastards

    @Bob_addict159

  2. double trouble

    @Kissmiss130

  3. Take KidneyAlso

    @roko91

Hot Take Arena · 2 players

Filter coffee beats chai.

  1. Agree: Chai is for comfort, filter coffee is for conquering the world

    @Kissmiss169

  2. Agree: Smell of filter coffee itself deserves a standing ovation. a whole personality. No hate to chai tho

    @Bob_addict156

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