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OneLiner #27 · Monday, 26 October 2026

That day's best lines

Every daily game from Monday, 26 October 2026, with the answers the judge scored highest. Scores are out of 300.

OneLiner · 2 players

UPI failed but the money got debited. React in one line.

  1. Even money is finding ways to leave me

    @Bob_addict154
  2. Its always like that, i have become a scammer now, i cheat overly aggressive auto drivers using this

    @Kissmiss141

Finish the Sentence · 3 players

The hostel mess called it paneer, but

  1. The hostel mess called it paneer, but It was eraser curry

    @Bob_addict185
  2. The hostel mess called it paneer, but We all know that it isnt the case, its bubble gum dried just enough

    @Kissmiss173
  3. The hostel mess called it paneer, but Xyz

    @itsme-dev95

Two-Word Roast · 2 players

The AC remote fight.

  1. cold war

    @Bob_addict124
  2. cool punches

    @Kissmiss68

Hot Take Arena · 2 players

Cricket is more fun with family yelling at the TV.

  1. Agree: Agreed, just imagine you and your family not shouting for a ind vs pak match. How terrible is it

    @Kissmiss186
  2. Agree: Yess. What is cricket even if there are no audience screaming and cheering

    @Bob_addict154

Iconic Lines

Captain America: The Winter Soldier · Batman v Superman · The Lord of the Rings

  1. Hail Hydra.

    Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) · HYDRA agents
  2. Tell me, do you bleed?

    Batman v Superman (2016) · Batman
  3. My precious.

    The Lord of the Rings · Gollum

Top scores

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